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Happy Mother’s Day! – Free Food – TCBY – McCormick & Schmick – Hooters (?)

Hooters is offering free food on Mother’s Day, but only if Mom brings a kid in tow. I’m truly not certain if the lure of free food is really going to help Hooters change it’s image. They are known for waitresses with large breasts and men gawking at them while eating. Reverse roles, hetero-women entering a restaurant known for waiters with large penises. .. I don’t think soooo, especially with kids in hand. Breasts and penises aside, the food at Hooters is quite mediocre.

Excerpt from article:

Hooters may have finally figured out a way to lure Mom in the door: Give her free food.

For one day, at least.

The chain famous for its waitresses in sexy uniforms has long struggled to attract female customers — particularly mothers. But this Mother’s Day, it hopes to lure mothers nationwide by offering free entrees — worth up to $10 — for mothers who bring a kid along and buy any drink.

Many restaurant chains have Mother’s Day come-ons — with restrictions — this year, like small cups of yogurt at TCBY; free slices of pie at O’Charley’s and Shoney’s; and free truffles at McCormick & Schmick’s. But very few are giving away the whole meal.

For Hooters, which is desperately trying to improve its food, its look and its image, the move illustrates what a 30-year-old chain must do that has fallen so far. Although Hooters has offered free wings on special occasions like Mother’s Day before, this is the chain’s first freebie offer on a breadth of entrees. This also is the first year the chain has sold entree salads — which it also hopes will attract some women.

Read more:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/05/09/hooters-mothers-day-free-entree/2145307/

1/2 Price Tickets – Bootycandy – The Wilma Theater, It’s My Party: The Women and Comedy Project – 1812 Productions – Plays and Players

Philly Fun Savers offering 1/2 price tickets to Bootycandy and It’s My Party. I shall be attending Bootycandy on Wednesday and It’s My Party on Thursday, join me. 1/2 price tickets are being offered for other days as well. Full price tickets are available through the individual theaters.

The meetup Passports to Pleasure will be meeting in the lobby 1/2 hour before the show. This is a group that attends the Erotic Literary Salon monthly and offers a lot of other wonderful events. http://www.meetup.com/PassportToPleasure/events/115937462/

It’s My Party: The Women and Comedy Project

A world premiere comedy from “Philadelphia’s reigning comic queen.” (American Theatre Magazine)

It’s My Party: The Women and Comedy Project is the culmination of two years of research, a dozen workshops, and nearly a hundred interviews with women from all walks of life—exploring, and exposing, the role of comedy in women’s lives. This comedy extravaganza features seven of Philadelphia’s funniest actresses and a script by Jennifer Childs in a one-of-a-kind theatrical event. http://www.playsandplayers.org

Bootycandy

Behind a tall church pulpit, a fire-and-brimstone preacher delivers a shocking sermon to his congregation. On the tropical sands of a deserted island, two lesbians come together. And at the home of a young boy, Sutter, a mother scolds him for reading Jackie Collins romance novels. This is just a taste of playwright Robert O’Hara’s wildly imaginative anthology of sassy lessons in sex ed, a kaleidoscope of sketches that interconnect to portray growing up gay and African-American. With variety-show vivacity, outrageous humor, and real heart and soul, it tests how we talk about human desire and racial stereotypes at home, in church, and on the corner. Shantay! Sashay! https://wilmatheater.org

http://www.phillyfunguide.com/page/Funsavers_2013

Philly Masturbate-a-thon 2013 – ScrewSmart & Pleasure Rush Fundraiser

May is Masturbation Month. Celebrate by self-pleasuring while benefiting two wonderful sex positive organizations in Philadelphia. Details below:

May is Masturbation Month and collaboratives Pleasure Rush! and ScrewSmart are here to give you a way to celebrate and mobilize around pleasure-politics at the same time! How you ask? With a good old-fashioned Masturbate-a-Thon!

Both Pleasure Rush! and ScrewSmart believe that the Philly Masturbate-a-Thon 2013 has the power to deliver the following:
• Reduce stigma and shame around sexuality!
• Promote sexual health!
• Create a community dialogue around the importance of pleasure!
• Give you an excuse to jerk-off for hours!

Here’s how it works: the Philly Masturbate-a-Thon 2013 wants people engaged and involved in sexing themselves up- and talking about it!  Start your own Crowdrise page by clicking the “Join our team” button below.  You can name it anything you’d like- it’s a site to share your thoughts, feelings, and experiences as you get it on with yourself all month.  Use this as an excuse to wine and dine yourself, or to be proud of your regular self-loving routine 🙂  You’ve successfully joined the Masturbate-a-thon!

If you want to support the sex-positive and pleasure-based education and prevention  that ScrewSmart and Pleasure Rush! do during the rest of the year- raise money in support of all that wacking off you’ll be doing!  We’ll send you a “Fap Package” with more information to support you!

We will honor all of our Masturbation Hero(in)es who climb the levels of commitment to self exploration and sexual health by awarding them certificates and prizes – and THEN showering with high-fives at Creamium!  If you raise:

• $50 – We will honor you as a Self Screwer!
• $100 – We will name you a Master Wanker!!
• $250 – We will knight you with your achievement of Hell’abater!!!

Don’t be thrown off- even though our listed charity is UAC- all proceeds will benefit the education and prevention efforts of Pleasure Rush! and ScrewSmart.
This month long event will conclude with the smutty and lovable Creamium.  Winners of different categories will be recognized for their onanistic efforts. Creamium is a live debaucherous game show/dance party that tests participant’s knowledge of all things sexual. This event will be open to everyone who wants to celebrate sex! Award categories include:

• Most creative fantasy….rawrrrr!
• Most unique ways of getting yourself off throughout the month…how many licks does it take….
• Most pleasure connections….You’ll shout it from the hills!
• Most money raised…damn you’ve got some sex-positive and generous friends!

Whether your efforts include wacking off, cummmming for a cause, and/or helping us gather financial support for the work we do- we appreciate you!!

CREAMIUM! May 31st at Ruba (416 Green St) from 9pm-1am.

More info:

http://www.crowdrise.com/phillymasturbate2013