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Comedy-Gasm! One Year Anniversary – April 19-Saturday-Tonight

Rachel Fogletto, a regular at The Erotic Literary Salon and founder/host of Comedy-Gasm writes:

That’s right, April marks an entire year since Comedy-Gasm entered the world, and filled our hearts, minds and other body parts with joy, laughter, and sexiness! For this milestone we’re having a show of some of your favorites from Comedy-Gasm past! In true ‘gasm fashion, be prepared to expect the unexpected as there are sure to be some special surprises! Come, raise your glass of donkey punch to celebrate one fabulous year!

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Host: Rachel Fogletto

Lineup:

Tim Raymus (Debut EP, “Yo, Gimme a Dolla!”)
Short Stack (Comedy is Liberty, Wait Wut?, Rocky Horror)
Setoiyo (Philly Comedy Attic, Sundays With Setoiyo)
Alejandro Morales (Laughs on Fairmount, Dates)
Alex Pearlman (Something Witty at the Dive, Comment Shaming)

8PM door / 8:45PM show

$10 plus donations
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UPSTAIRS at the Irish Pol

 45 S. 3rd Street, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19106

Drink Specials!

Gabriel Garcia Marquez – Dies – Masterpieces Filled with Love-Sex-Steam

Gabriel Garcia Marquez was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1982, many of his novels were filled love, sex, and steam. He was a master with words. Three of his love stories described below. BBC obituary at the end of this posting.

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“Of Love and Other Demons”

Of Love and Other Demons is a short but very intense novel. It´s about the story of forbidden love between a priest who is an assistant to a bishop and a girl interned in a convent. She´s possessed by the devil and he, in his attempt to rescue her from evil, falls madly in love with her and begins secretly seeing her during the nights.

The love encounters in the cell of the beautiful girl are in such great written detail by García Márquez that the reader becomes an accomplice of the criminal and passionate act. The girl is called Sierva María de Todos los Ángeles who, despite her name, manages to enjoy sex and the love encounters with the priest.

The story takes place in the city of Cartagena in the 18th century, when the church had a fundamental role in society. And this beautiful novel has great cultural value because it tells the details of a society which is unknown to us. And because love stories never grow old, and even less if there´s passion, sensuality and sex involved, reading this little erotic literary gem will motivate many couples in bed.

Being a novel of a high sexual content, it becomes a read that is best read accompanied by your partner. Not only the main characters have passionate loving encounters, but also there are other characters that explore their sexuality.

The works of Gabriel García Márquez are full of sex and reading them will cause never-ending erotic fantasies. If you rent apartments in Florence and you stay for a few days, you can read the whole novel and enjoy sex in this romantic city.

http://www.only-apartments.com/news/ofloveandotherdemons-gabriel-garcia-marquez/

“Memories of My Melancholy Whores”

“The year I turned ninety, I wanted to give myself the gift of a night of wild love with an adolescent virgin.” So begins Memories of My Melancholy Whores, and it becomes even more unlikely as the novel unfolds. This slim volume contains the story of the sad life of an unnamed, only slightly talented Colombian journalist and teacher, never married, never in love, living in the crumbling family manse. He calls Rosa Cabarcas, madame of the city’s most successful brothel, to seek her assistance. Rosa tells him his wish is impossible–and then calls right back to say that she has found the perfect girl.

The protagonist says of himself: “I have never gone to bed with a woman I didn’t pay … by the time I was fifty there were 514 women with whom I had been at least once … My public life, on the other hand, was lacking in interest: both parents dead, a bachelor without a future, a mediocre journalist … and a favorite of caricaturists because of my exemplary ugliness.”

The girl is 14 and works all day in a factory attaching buttons in order to provide for her family. Rosa gives her a combination of bromide and valerian to drink to calm her nerves, and when the prospective lover arrives, she is sound asleep. Now the story really begins. The nonagenarian is not a sex-starved adventurer; he is a tender voyeur. Throughout his 90th year, he continues to meet the girl and watch her sleep. He says, “This was something new for me. I was ignorant of the arts of seduction and had always chosen my brides for a night at random, more for their price than their charms, and we had made love without love, half-dressed most of the time and always in the dark, so we could imagine ourselves as better than we were … That night I discovered the improbably pleasure of contemplating the body of a sleeping woman without the urgencies of desire or the obstacles of modesty.”

Márquez’s style never falters throughout this recounting of his life and his exploration of love, found at an unexpected time and place. The erstwhile lover is still capable of being surprised–and fulfilled. After an absence of ten years, it is a treat to have another parable from the master. –Valerie Ryan

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/760.Memories_of_My_Melancholy_Whores

“In Death Constant beyond Love”

“In Death Constant beyond Love”, we get a picture of what Senator Sanchez is really like. He is a powerful money hungry man who finds out he is going to die. He does however become very intrigued by Laura Farina. The senator’s erotic love for Laura is an illusion because he is left with solitude at the end of the story. Senator Sanchez is very stunned by Laura’s beauty and it takes him by surprise. Laura was sent to Senator Sanchez because her father needed Laura to convince the senator to get the false identity cards. Laura being a teenager did what her father asked.

“The senator caressed her slowly, seeking her with his hand, barely touching her, but where he expected to find her, be came across something iron that was in the way. What have you got there? A padlock, she said… He told me to tell you to send one of your people to get it along with him a written promise that you’ll straighten out his situation” (Garcia Marquez 2854).

This did anger him but also it made it a little easier for his depressed state of mind to become an actual reality. See Senator Sanchez has power and money and has used that power and money over people. By going for his one weakness, which is his heart, it made his death more solitude. He knew that Laura did not really love him or did she want to be with him. It was because her father requested to go. This made his death less frightening. “Forget about the key, he said, and sleep awhile with me. It’s good to be someone when you’re alone” (Garcia Marquez 2855). He is just so worn down that he only wants Laura to lay with him. He needs to have someone lay with him so it makes him feel better.

In conclusion this story is of power and money but it is also about a man who is told that he will die. He loathes having someone by his side when he dies. He likes Laura’s beauty and grace. He is dilusional though because his erotic obsession for Laura might be the only thing that eases him at his time of death. Laura is using him to get something for her father.

 http://www.writework.com/essay/death-constant-beyond-love-gabriel-garcia-marquez

Nobel prize-winning Colombian author Gabriel Garcia Marquez has died in Mexico aged 87, his family says.

Garcia Marquez was considered one of the greatest Spanish-language authors, best known for his masterpiece of magical realism, One Hundred Years of Solitude.

The 1967 novel sold more than 30 million copies and he was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1982.

Garcia Marquez had been ill and had made few public appearances recently.

He achieved fame for pioneering magical realism, a unique blending of the marvellous and the mundane in a way that made the extraordinary seem routine.

With his books, he brought Latin America’s charm and teaming contradictions to life in the minds of millions of people.

‘Greatest Colombian’

“Gabriel Garcia Marquez has died,” a spokeswoman for the family, Fernanda Familiar, said on Twitter.

“[His wife] Mercedes and her sons, Rodrigo and Gonzalo, have authorised me to provide the information. Such deep sadness,” she added.

Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos also took to Twitter to pay tribute to the author.

“One Hundred Years of Solitude and sadness for the death of the greatest Colombian of all time,” he wrote.

Read more: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-27073911

Tuesday-August 15-Tonight-The Erotic Literary Salon-Live-”Singin’ in the Rain”-Video-Gene Kelly

Get out your umbrellas, put on your rain slicker and goulashes and dance on down to the Erotic Literary Salon, because you do not want to miss this packed evening of ‘steam.’ Internationally renowned spoken word poet Ainsley Burrows, The Sensual Life’s Monica Day, ‘Walter,’ approximately 20 attendee readers, plus Ainsley’s pre -reading talk on who he is, how he got there, and how you can too, along with Walter and my discussion on homophobia. WoW!

 

Self-Esteem – Sexuality – Relationships – Dove Patch for women

Start the conversation. Self-esteem affects men and women, and ultimately relationships and sexuality.

 

I believe and studies confirm, intelligence has absolutely nothing to do with self-esteem, the women in the video were not dumb, they had low self esteem. …and yes, the mind is an extremely powerful tool that can be brainwashed, manipulated, and influenced into believing almost anything. We control our perceptions in life and that is what creates self-esteem, how we perceive who we are. Then the domino syndrome begins – good self-esteem, happiness,  high sex-esteem, … The model is not quite that simplistic, but certainly a framework.