Robin Renée will be the featured reader tomorrow, Tuesday, 18 September. Press Release http://theeroticsalon.com/press-release/press-release-october-16/
Reminder: Doors open early 6:30 to avoid lines. Readings still start at 8pm
Monday Sex / Erotica Humor
“Why I’m Over Forty and Still Single”
A chronically single guy of a certain age fesses up. Includes: the fish theory, the valency theory, and other medical excuses.
This video is from a live reading in Cambridge, Massachusetts. The piece begins with the “The Fish Theory”:
“Fish are not attracted to bait that is healthy and moving smoothly through the water. Fish are attracted to bait that jumps, quivers, and zigzags due to some type of distress. Apparently, I’m part fish and go for erratic, ziggy women who have moods that flop around like a mackeral on a hot sidewalk…”
About the author: Randy Ross is a Boston-area writer and former executive editor for PC World magazine. His humorous short stories have appeared inThe Drum, Black Heart Magazine, and Side B Magazine. He is completing a novel with working title, The Loneliest Planet: A Handbook for the Chronically Single. He plans to circulate the manuscript to agents in 2013.
For more information visit www.randyrossmedia.com
